The Menu
Three cook daysOff the Stove
No cook
Tuesday is the no-cook night
Tuesday is a hard no-cook night, and it eats Monday's pernil. Pernil is arguably better on night two than night one, because the meat keeps relaxing into its own juices and the seasoning distributes. The container was filled Monday before dinner was even plated: rice on one side, pernil on the other under two spoonfuls of its cooking liquid, eggplant filling the gap. Three minutes covered in the microwave, stir, one minute more. The cuerito waits in a bag on the counter and gets dropped on top after, because the fridge would turn it to leather.
The larder
What should already be here
- SofritoOne blender full Monday, about 4 cups. Two onions, two heads of garlic, four cubanelles, a red bell pepper, two big bunches of cilantro with the stems, a handful of celery leaves standing in for culantro, and 1/4 cup olive oil. Keep 1.5 cups in the fridge and freeze the rest in an ice cube tray. It is the base of every single dish this week.
- Sazon2 tbsp ground annatto, 1 tbsp each ground coriander, cumin, garlic powder, and onion powder, 2 tsp oregano, 1 tbsp kosher salt. What is in the little orange packets, minus the anticaking agent. Paprika with a little turmeric covers the color if annatto is not on the shelf.
- Adobo2 tbsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp onion powder, 1 tbsp oregano crushed between your palms, 2 tsp black pepper, 1 tsp turmeric, 2 tbsp kosher salt.
- Pique criolloThree sliced habaneros, four smashed garlic cloves, 1/2 cup pineapple, oregano, peppercorns and salt in a cup of white vinegar. This is where the heat lives, because none of the three dishes is spicy on its own. Usable Monday night, good by Wednesday, excellent by Friday, and it keeps for months getting better.
- Mojo de ajoEight sliced garlic cloves warmed gently in 1/3 cup olive oil for 5 minutes, pale gold and never brown, then the juice of 2 limes, oregano and salt off the heat. For Friday's tostones and good on everything else.
- Pernil drippingsSkimmed off Monday's cooking liquid and used as the fat for the arroz con gandules. This is the difference between good rice and the rice people remember.
- One pound of reserved pernilPulled off Monday before anyone sits down. It becomes Wednesday's picadillo, which is why the pastelon takes 45 minutes instead of two hours.
Shopping List
36 itemsMeat and staplesCostco
- Bone-in pork shoulder, skin on if you can get it7 lb
- Cube steak or thin-cut top round1.5 lb
- Medium-grain rice5 lb
- Yellow onions5 lb bag
- Peeled garlic1 tub, two heads worth to the sofrito alone
- Olive oil1 bottle
- Eggs1 dozen
Produce
- Yukon Gold potatoes12 oz, use what you have
- Yellow plantains, buy early so they blacken by Wednesday5
- Green plantains, rock hard3
- Butternut squash, standing in for calabaza1 medium
- Cubanelle peppers, or 2 green bell plus 2 poblano4
- Red bell pepper1
- Green beans1 lb
- Eggplant2 lb
- Cilantro, stems and all2 large bunches
- Culantro or recao, if you happen to see it1 bunch
- Habaneros3
- Limes4
- Fresh pineapple or a small can of chunkssmall
International and Latin aisle
- Canned gandules, pigeon peas2 cans
- Canned pink or small red beans2 cans
- Alcaparrado, or green olives plus a small jar of capers1 jar
- Tomato sauce2 small cans
- Ground annatto or achiote1 jar
- White vinegar1 bottle
- Shredded mozzarella or a mild white cheese5 oz
Spice aisle, probably have
- Dried oregano
- Ground cumin
- Ground coriander
- Garlic powder
- Onion powder
- Black peppercorns
- Turmeric
- Bay leaves
- Kosher salt